here's a joke - may not be funny.
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One day, Stupid Ong[S], Idiot Ong[I] and Dummy Ong[D] went to neighbourhood community centre.
Stupid went to the toilet.
Idiot and Dummy thought he was lost so they went to the police station.
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The policeman said: "Hello boys, who is lost?"
Idiot said: "Stupid."
They were straight forward answerers so the policeman[PM] was confused.
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PM: "What? Who is lost again?"
I: "Stupid!"
The policeman was so angry that he asked the other boy for more answers.
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PM: "What's your brother's name?"
He asked like he was going to explode.
D: "Idiot."
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The policeman got frustrated and angry so he called for the headpolice in-charge.
PM: "Sir. These 2 little skunks called me Stupid and Idiot! Teach them a lesson!"
The headpolice[HP] stared at Dummy and Idiot.
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HP: "What are your names?"
I: "Idiot, Dummy."
The headpolice banged his table.
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Just then, Stupid came out from the toilet and saw Idiot and Dummy gone!
He quickly went to the police station.
PM: "Hello boy, may I help you?"
S: "Yes sir, my brothers, Idiot Ong and Dummy Ong are missing!"
Stupid was sensible and smart.
Luckily, he doesn't speak straight forwardly.
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Just then, slaps were heard.
Idiot Ong and Dummy Ong were slapped by the headpolice!
The PM realised the names he was called by the 2 boys were actually called Idiot and Dummy!
Stupid rushed to the headpolice and stopped his slaps.
HP: "Who are you and what are you doing?"
S: "These 2 are my brothers, they are Idiot and Dummy. There is an misunderstanding here!"
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The headpolice was so surprised thathe jumped back in surprise.
He and the policeman apologised and then Idiot, Dummy and Stupid returned home safe and sound. (Accept the fact where Idiot and Dummy had been slapped!)
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THE END
hahas.
funny? No?
nvm!
bybyby
Nicole.C
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